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Boo-ya! Boo-ya!

Who else saw this debacle last night?:

You are no Mos Def, my friend. This is rock effin bottom for SportsCenter.  Stu Scott has pictures of Berman naked. I'm sure of this. There is no other explanation.   

Spotted in Stew Leonards

This dude wearing a metal clothes hanger fashioned into a pyramid on his head:

Anyone know what this is? It reminds me of the tin-foil hat that conspiracy theorists use to shield the brain from mind control. Or maybe he's trying to amplify his brain signals?

I took a video of right after I took the picture and yelled "the CIA but a chip in my brain!!", which caused this guy to turn around. I got scared and ran away - he continued to go from food stand to food stand, eating all of Stew's free samples.

So this is what being out on the town in the afternoon on a weekday is like? The freaks come out of their holes and steal food.

Vick'Em tee-shirts: File under I for innapropriate

Recently I've caught myself looking at teenagers misbehaving in places like the mall, and thinking "what a bunch of little shits". Or I'll see a mailbox vandalized, beer cans stacked in a pyramid on the hood of someone's car, or an inappropriate tee shirt like the one below. These things remind me that I was the king of little shits back in the day.

So I have to admit that, while I think this is a bit off color now, I most likely would have bought one of these VICK 'EM shirts if I were a student at Texas Tech.

Those who will attend Texas A&M's football game Saturday in Lubbock might see a unwelcome sight. Two Texas Tech students are selling controversial T-shirts bearing the image of A&M's mascot, Reveille. The T-shirt, red with black text and images, displays the words "Vick 'em" across the chest. The back bears the image of a football player wearing a number 7, dangling a dog labeled "Reveille" by a rope. The "Vick 'em" and the football player are meant to portray Michael Vick, the professional football player who was convicted in August of running a multi-state dog-fighting ring. Geoffrey Candia, the shirt's creator and a student at Texas Tech, said he wanted to sell the shirt through his fraternity, but the university turned down the group's request to sell the shirts on campus. "I'm a business student and I saw the profitability and went ahead and printed the shirts," he said.

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How I golf

There are 2 categories of good golfers:

1. Guys who are naturally talented at hitting a stupid little white ball
2. Guys who became good, over time, by playing a whole lot of golf

Category 2 is broken down into 3 types:
a) single guys
b) guys who hate their wife/family
c) guys who get to golf as a part of "work"

I'm none of the above. I'll never be good at golf. When I try to play well and count my score I only get frustrated.

This is how I like to play golf:

 

We also played 'best ball' this last time out, which was awesome. I'll never play normal golf again. Even if I'm playing alone, I'll take 4 shots at a time and play my best shot. Make your "Kyle likes to play with himself jokes" all you want. I don't care.

Note: you can easily replace the shotgun before each hole with a funnel - ask Dave Twitchell, it works.

 

Note2: check out this neat little contraption: The Parsix 8"X19" Scientifically designed to fit into the shoe pocket of your Golf bag, Guaranteed! * keeps 6, 12oz cans ice cold for 18 holes. NO ICE REQUIRED! No mess or wet grips!

Anyone else see Lebron's F you to Cleveland last night?

Bad PR move, my man. That's like Michael Jordan wearing a Packers cheese head to a Bears game.

My roommate is such a dick!

Check out this website:

My roommate is such a dick!

Bad year to be named Isiah

Which Isiah's 2007 sucks the worst?

Isaiah Washington jumped out to an early lead, getting fired from Grey's Anatomy for repeatedly referring to T. R. Knight as a 'faggot'.  But he's making a instant comeback that would make Michael Richards green with envy, and is now staring in NBC's Bionic Woman.

(NBC co-chairman Ben Silverman jumped on signing the available Washington, saying it's "like A-Rod leaving the Yankees in midseason." Settle the fuck down, Ben.)   

But now with the Isiah Thomas trial, Zeke's dirty laundry is being aired in a much worse way. Check out these juicy excerpts:

Isiah rebuffed Anucha Browne Sanders' 2004 request to sign renewal-request letters to past season-ticket holders by hissing, "Bitch, I don't give a fuck about these white people!"

According to former assistant GM Jeff Nix, a 15-year employee of the team who was recently fired, he witnessed Thomas calling Browne Sanders a "bitch" and "ho" and recalled one 2004 meeting in which Thomas yelled at Browne Sanders, "Don't forget, you fucking bitch, I'm the president of this fucking team."

The basketball Isiah is offending women and white folk! I bet if John Amaechi was on the Knicks, Thomas would have hit the trifecta.

Check out Bill Simmons' Idiot's Guide to the Isiah Trial for more.

Giraffe fighting is the coolest thing on the internet right now

If you haven't seen a giraffe fight, please click the video below. I highly recommend it. I would tell a 40 year old virgin to look into giraffe fighting before looking into getting laid. It's that good.  If Michael Vick were involved in giraffe fighting instead of dog fighting, he would be playing in the NFL right now with 2x the endorsements.  Trust me.

 

This is what working for my boss is like

Lot's of scotch in big glasses

Kyle's hero of the day