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Dig that silky smooth cocoa butter skin.

This is the first thing Sean Combs has ever done that I've liked:

Bad year to be named Isiah

Which Isiah's 2007 sucks the worst?

Isaiah Washington jumped out to an early lead, getting fired from Grey's Anatomy for repeatedly referring to T. R. Knight as a 'faggot'.  But he's making a instant comeback that would make Michael Richards green with envy, and is now staring in NBC's Bionic Woman.

(NBC co-chairman Ben Silverman jumped on signing the available Washington, saying it's "like A-Rod leaving the Yankees in midseason." Settle the fuck down, Ben.)   

But now with the Isiah Thomas trial, Zeke's dirty laundry is being aired in a much worse way. Check out these juicy excerpts:

Isiah rebuffed Anucha Browne Sanders' 2004 request to sign renewal-request letters to past season-ticket holders by hissing, "Bitch, I don't give a fuck about these white people!"

According to former assistant GM Jeff Nix, a 15-year employee of the team who was recently fired, he witnessed Thomas calling Browne Sanders a "bitch" and "ho" and recalled one 2004 meeting in which Thomas yelled at Browne Sanders, "Don't forget, you fucking bitch, I'm the president of this fucking team."

The basketball Isiah is offending women and white folk! I bet if John Amaechi was on the Knicks, Thomas would have hit the trifecta.

Check out Bill Simmons' Idiot's Guide to the Isiah Trial for more.

Nipples like Christina Aguilera

"Nipples like Christina Aguilera" needs to become a common term in our lexicon. She's setting the benchmark. Look at that thing:

Now compare it to the gum balls behind her.  That's like a five gumballer: