They fuck you, they fuck you, they fuck you

Is there any bigger scam on the planet than ottomans!

How can a full chair cost $599 and the bullshit 2 foot by 16"  block of wood and fabric that sits in front of it cost $499? 

I can stack two 30 packs of beer in front of the chair and accomplish the same thing for under  $40 bucks. That's actually an upgrade because you can't drink beer from an Ottoman my friend.

Horsefuckers.