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Another kind of halftime show at JETS games

Apparently it's become a ritual outside of gate D at the Meadowlands to stand on the pedestrian ramp and tell women to show their T-I-T-S tits! tits! tits!

Check out this article that Michael Katz sent me

You can find a lot of videos of this on YouTube. Here's an example

AC Slatering

Please read this, preppy!

EMBARASSING- GF's mom caught me AC SLatering!

How to: Waterboarding

Torture never seemed so simple:

At waterboarding.org:  How To Do It.

Restrain the interrogation subject on a board. Incline the board about 15-20 degrees so that the feet are above the head. Optionally, put a damp cloth over the face to keep the water clinging to the face (Khmer Rouge technique), or put plastic wrap over the mouth but not the eyes or nose to prevent water from escaping the throat and sinuses (CIA technique).

Pour water onto the inclined face so that the water runs into the upturned mouth and nose. The water stays in the head, filling the throat, mouth, and sinuses with water. The lungs don't fill up with water so your prisoner doesn't asphyxiate, but they *do* feel their entire upper respiratory system from sinuses to trachea filled with water, "simulating drowning"...

(from the J-Walk Blog)

 

Is this the worst tattoo ever?

From themishmash.com:

Is this the worst tattoo ever?

I once saw a one of Pig Pen from the Peanuts comic strip - he was tattoo'ed on a girls left butt cheek and was walking out of her ass (there was even a dirty little footprint trail). That was the worst that I've ever seen, but alas, have no picture to share.

I think we can agree on one thing: when someone decides to incorporate butthole into a tattoo, it's probably not the best decision they've made that day.

20 year olds you can call 'pops'

Conventional wisdom in athletics once said: watch out for kids who develop too young. The 5'8" kid who towers over the others in 6th grade may only end up being 5'11", and really isn't NBA center-material any more.

In Danbury, I grew up with the Earle twins who both had full mustaches by the time they were 8. They had ball hair and back hair before I could grow sideburns. They were the fastest, biggest kids at the time, but were soon outpaced by late-bloomers who now tower over them.

 

But now I look at the latest crop of high-school atheletes that are coming into the NBA, and I have to say that you can throw that conventional wisdom out the window. Take a look at 3 of the most recent phenoms in the basketball universe:

In the Lebron's, Kid Lebron is more of a stretch than Wise Lebron.
Greg Oden alone looks like he could be 62, but that's the combined age of these three.
The most recent addition is O.J. Mayo - he's 20 and looks like he could play Dwyane's uncle on What's Happenin?

 

Compare Gramps, Pops, and Ricketts to a young Michael Jordan right before he entered the league. Isn't that what a 20 year old is supposed to look like?

 

What the Earle is going on?

Has there ever been an Italian president?

A lot of fuss is being made over the fact that in 2008 we may see either a female or black president. However, if Rudy is elected, won't he be the first Italian-American president? I don't have time to do my research on this, but I think that's accurate....I know Kennedy was the first (and last) Catholic president, and he wasn't Italian.
And since all Italians are Catholic, I did the math.

 

I would assume that some women will vote for Hillary just because she's a woman, and some black people will vote for Barack just because he's black. If that logic holds true for Rudy, he's got Waterbury and North Jersey in the bag.

 

For the record, I'm voting for either Hillary or Barack. Right now I'm rooting for Hillary to make it through the primary's, simply because I'd love to see Lady Bill in action.

 

Also for the record, I'm not a really a democrat or even completely liberal. I an truly disgusted by the current administration, but I don't hold that against the republican party. If the democrats seem like saints, it's only because they haven't had the chance to fuck things up in 8 years. 

They fuck you, they fuck you, they fuck you

Is there any bigger scam on the planet than ottomans!

How can a full chair cost $599 and the bullshit 2 foot by 16"  block of wood and fabric that sits in front of it cost $499? 

I can stack two 30 packs of beer in front of the chair and accomplish the same thing for under  $40 bucks. That's actually an upgrade because you can't drink beer from an Ottoman my friend.

Horsefuckers.