How I golf

There are 2 categories of good golfers:

1. Guys who are naturally talented at hitting a stupid little white ball
2. Guys who became good, over time, by playing a whole lot of golf

Category 2 is broken down into 3 types:
a) single guys
b) guys who hate their wife/family
c) guys who get to golf as a part of "work"

I'm none of the above. I'll never be good at golf. When I try to play well and count my score I only get frustrated.

This is how I like to play golf:

 

We also played 'best ball' this last time out, which was awesome. I'll never play normal golf again. Even if I'm playing alone, I'll take 4 shots at a time and play my best shot. Make your "Kyle likes to play with himself jokes" all you want. I don't care.

Note: you can easily replace the shotgun before each hole with a funnel - ask Dave Twitchell, it works.

 

Note2: check out this neat little contraption: The Parsix 8"X19" Scientifically designed to fit into the shoe pocket of your Golf bag, Guaranteed! * keeps 6, 12oz cans ice cold for 18 holes. NO ICE REQUIRED! No mess or wet grips!

Comments

[brimo]

one of the underrated things on this clip is Matty's laugh. He adds a degree of hilarity to the proceedings, not unlike Jackie Martling on the old Stern Channel 9 show.

Nice leg kick, too. Alfonso Soriano has less of a load-up on his swing.