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Yet another reason to vote for Obama

He's a long-leg mack daddy!! You first saw his name on two great big-old tits. He's a mack daddy!

Soul Man

Guess who that actor is -- in the middle of this still from Ben Stiller's new movie "Tropic Thunder":

Oh that's Don Cheadle..WRONG. OK maybe it's Cleavon Little..NO.

It's Robert Downey Fucking Jr.

I really have to see this, RDJ is about as black as Wayne Brady, if he pulls it off it will be the best acting job ever.

The reason I posted this is to comment on the amazing make-up job done here. I guess I didn't realize how far Hollywood as come from say..1986 and Soul Man:

 

Google maps is entertaining

On a whim, I just searched for "massive vagina" in Google Maps (set to zip code = 06810). Not that I'm really looking for it, just to see how Google would respond. The results are fantastic:

How does Google know that I have a better chance of finding massive vagina at "Joe's Pub" then some other bar? Is Sarah Lawrence College known for big beaver?

If I ever meet Larry Page in person, now I know what I would ask him....

Time for some Pretty Ricky

If you like R&B and guys humping an ottoman, this is the video for you:

Most Loathsome People in America, 2007

Extremely well written article over at THE BEAST:

The BEAST 50  Most Loathsome People in America, 2007

I've gone ahead and created my own top 3 pieces of shit in 2007 (I was going to do 5, but it's getting really late):

This list is not only about who these people are, but what they represent:

3. The "Don't Tase me Bro" bro

I hate this little shit. He asks the police "why are you arresting me?" before they tried to arrest him, and then infamously yelled "don't tase me bro!" well before they actually tased him.

Are you violating someone's civil liberties when they dare you to? I say no. Was this reverse psychology gone awry? Was this a failed attempt at a Jedi-mind trick? This video underlines the biggest problem I have with ultra-liberal college students - they're really fucking annoying. 

This kid represents every emerging activist that I ever met in college. He just started to realize that there is injustice in the world, that America isn't innately "good", and that Che Guevara wore cool hats. He wants to free Tibet, although he can't point it out on a map or name 3 distinguishing qualities of Tibetan culture, which is so un-bro.

2. George W Bush
Obvious choice, but for good reason. He is an idiot, and makes America look bad. That should really be enough. As soon as I begin to 'misunderestimate' Dubya and let my guard down, he comes back at me with a left jab of stupidity and a right cross of ignornace. A few examples (both from 2007):

Bush loves to form new slang equivalents of words by adding "er". If you want to sound presidential, don't say toll booth operator, say "toll-boother". That lady standing on the corner of  Rose Street, well she's a "hand-jobber".:

"That's why we are inconveniencing air traffickers, to make sure nobody is carrying weapons on airplanes." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

"Suiciders are willing to kill innocent life in order to send the projection that this is an impossible mission." --George W. Busy, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

Evidence that Dubya might have trouble on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"

"Either we'll succeed, or we won't succeed. And the definition of success as I described is sectarian violence down. Success is not no violence." --George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

And finally, total confusion about the topic you are addressing, which I guess can happen when most of the things you say originate on a teleprompter, and not your actual brain:

"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

1. Sherri Shepherd
Sherri Shepherd says stuff that is so profoundly idiotic that the more I think about it, the more I want to cuff her across the head. Watch these two videos for proof that the lightest bridge IS the strongest! (sorry - inside joke):

My respect for the other women on the View is greater now, just for being able to placate this moron and not fly off the handle like I know they all want to.

Creationism is the apex of what's wrong with religion. It's anti-intellectual, anti-scientific, and is riddled with contradictions. Did you know that there is now a Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky, where you can see an exhibit of a man riding bareback on a dinosaur???!! I think they should make a wax statue of Sherri Shepherd wolfing down a brontosaurus burger.   

Beerfest

I just watched Beerfest (not to be confused with Artie Lange's Beer League, which was goddamn awful).

This was a brain-dead film, kin to Bio-dome or Dude, Where's my Car? Not a good movie overall, but it'll do if your hung over on a Sunday morning and you don't want to get off the couch or think too hard.

If you don't really want to watch it, I'll save you some time - this is the one scene that had me pissing my pants.

Hi-larious Craigslist post

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Another kind of halftime show at JETS games

Apparently it's become a ritual outside of gate D at the Meadowlands to stand on the pedestrian ramp and tell women to show their T-I-T-S tits! tits! tits!

Check out this article that Michael Katz sent me

You can find a lot of videos of this on YouTube. Here's an example

AC Slatering

Please read this, preppy!

EMBARASSING- GF's mom caught me AC SLatering!

How to: Waterboarding

Torture never seemed so simple:

At waterboarding.org:  How To Do It.

Restrain the interrogation subject on a board. Incline the board about 15-20 degrees so that the feet are above the head. Optionally, put a damp cloth over the face to keep the water clinging to the face (Khmer Rouge technique), or put plastic wrap over the mouth but not the eyes or nose to prevent water from escaping the throat and sinuses (CIA technique).

Pour water onto the inclined face so that the water runs into the upturned mouth and nose. The water stays in the head, filling the throat, mouth, and sinuses with water. The lungs don't fill up with water so your prisoner doesn't asphyxiate, but they *do* feel their entire upper respiratory system from sinuses to trachea filled with water, "simulating drowning"...

(from the J-Walk Blog)